3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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