office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
bring money and cleavage
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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