My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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