I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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