Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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