just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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