it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
someone threw a dead crab at me
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
this is an emotional support booty call
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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