Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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