Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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