The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Watching her eat just hurts me
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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