Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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