i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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