There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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