He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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