they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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