Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
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