The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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