Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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