i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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