That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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