I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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