It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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