exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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