The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I got chris browned last night
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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