plz talk dirty to me
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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