This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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