woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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