worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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