So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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