People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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