so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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