i don't like sucking hair
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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