Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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