I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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