the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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