I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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