i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you win again, gameday.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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