Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
it glows. i had to have it.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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