he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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