Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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