I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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