the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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