Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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