Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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