glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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