I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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