i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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