All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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