You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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