I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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