I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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