Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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