What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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