I love black thongs
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Randomize
