Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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